Steve: The hero of the comic, always wears a Hawaiian shirt, and is addicted to caffeine.
Joel: The roommate and all-around crazy man who loves Star Wars just as much as skipping class.
Staci: Steve’s girlfriend, who works as a barista at the Brew Ha Ha Coffee Shop.
Alice: a cheerleader who loves late seventies punk rock music.
Stu: A vinyl record collector, failed musician and signer of the lease.
Ray: The extreme sports enthusiast roommate of Joel, Stu and Steve.
Mario: a wisecracking, Canadian penguin that somehow came with their fridge.